May 26, 2009

Bugs' Star Confirms Gay Rumors!!

Yes it's true. Dangerous Dave is the full typification of that great word-gay. And he's available! Come see him on tour and make your move. (He has a thing for short fat Hispanics)........

Ok let's see-we have all sorts of news for you wild people. Brazil got canceled due to visa problems So we're hoping to reshedule for later this year but we'll see what happens. We're pretty upset over the whole thing. We're heading out June 4th and starting in the home of Lurch. Colorado Springs. Where the Texas 6-the badass murderer escapees from a Texas prison hid out for a few months. They fit in so well no one even noticed them.

Of course another Colorado Springs connection is we're going out with none other than The Mansfields! We've been friends with them for years. Ryan our fill-in drummer is going out with his band-The Atom Age to open the shows. We of course have a kickass new 7" split with The Atom Age. So come down and get ur signed copy on tour. Lurch is drumming for the first week or so and then Ryan will jump in and do it as he's gonna be on tour anyway. Plus deep down inside Dangerous Dave hates Lurch cause Lurch won't go out with him.

In stop-the-press news I am moving back to Atlanta. I know no one cares but I thought I'd share it nonetheless. I am opening my own studio down there as well-Monster Zero Studios. I am starting a myspace page this week so you can check that out for more info. The Queers will finally record our next album there in August. I'm really getting into this producing thing so I can't wait to open up.

Ok another thing I should mention is I am finally going to do a pop punk tour. I have lined up Amy from TA80 and Jen from Unbelievers to help sing and play. We'll have a keyboard player and not doing any of the harder stuff. Only poppy songs we never do onstage. We're going to try to do a couple of short 2 week tours to try it out and see how it goes. I've always wanted to do it and it'll be a fun time. Plus we can do some fun covers. So this fall we're looking at doing this-keep an eye out for dates.

One last thing is we're doing a Drunken Cholos split with The Rich White Males. Not sure of the label yet-but we're definitely doing it.

Obrigado-JQ